fattyblogger:

missbubblegumglamour:

menosquetres:

Bahahahaha the kilometer one

Yes we know he was right and we were wrong but HE SHOULD HAVE RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY EVEN IF IT’S DEMONSTRABLY WRONG

I just read the kilometer one… I want to punch the teacher in the head!

Anyone else notice that the second kid’s name is Katie Winslet? Haha

These are all amazing but that km/mile one made me sad :(

thegoddamazon:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

FUCKING AMAZING

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

i-cried-the-verse:

I have been waiting for this my whole life

h-ound:

listening to fleet foxes is like kicking off your shoes and slumping into your own bed at the end of a long day. It satisfies my most primal instincts for comfort. it’s peaceful.

mond0:

*runs away from responsibilities* yeah i guess you could say im an athlete

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.